Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Happy 80th Birthday to Tom Lehrer!

While working on my post about the Ulysses spacecraft the other night, I was watching an episode of the Miniseries From The Earth To the Moon entitled "Spider" for inspiration. It's about the development of the Lunar Excursion Module (LEM), the vehicle that actually landed two astronauts on the moon while the Command module orbited above them. There was a depiction of NASA administrator Werner Von Braun by a character actor named Norbert Weisser. Ironically, my best friend Jim had sent me a clip of Tom Lehrer doing a song he wrote and performed about Werner Von Braun, and the next day sent me a reminder that it was Lehrer's 80th birthday.

First, who was Werner Von Braun? He was a German rocket scientist who developed the V-2 rocket for the Nazis. The Nazis rained thousands of these rockets, which were more than a decade ahead of their time, upon London and other allied cities. This didn't stop the United States, in a cold war and arms race with the Soviets, from grabbing Von Braun and putting him in charge of our rocket program after the war.

Enter Tom Lehrer. As an undergrad at Harvard, he began composing topical little ditties to perform at parties. He began working simaltaneously as a mathematician, as he'd trained for at Harvard, and touring, performing his songs, which were usually set to other tunes. I first heard him years ago as a kid when Dr. Demento played his "Masochism Tango."

Lehrer's song about Werner Von Braun was pithy and hilarious. In the song, Von Braun states:

"'Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department', says Wernher von Braun."


Here's a Youtube vid of Lehrer performing it.



A few months ago, I was delighted to hear a little girl in the restaurant singing Lehrer's "Element Song," which is set to the Gilbert and Sullivan tune "Major-General Song" from "Pirates of Penzance." It's simply a run-down of all the elements known in the early 1960's (at the end, he covers himself; the final lyric is "and many, many others/That have yet to be discovered..."). Here's a vid for that one:



Someone also posted one other of my favorites, "National Brotherhood Week."



At least two of Lehrer's albums, "That Was the Year That Was," and "An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer" are on cd now.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

The Little Spacecraft That Could

A few weeks ago, there was a story in the New York Times about the imminent death of the Ulyses spacecraft. Usually, a story like this relates a NASA failure. In this case, though, it is about an astounding NASA success.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulysses_%28spacecraft%29

The Ulysses got off to a less-than-stellar beginning. It was originally scheduled to be launched in 1986. The Challenger disaster forced a delay of several years for the mission, not only to fix the systemic problems in the Space Shuttle, but to wait for the right planetary alignments to take place.

Why was this? Because Ulssyes was going on a long, long, unique journey-- a journey that was a lot longer than was originally expected.

Ulysses was originally supposed to be two missions by NASA and the European Space Agency, the Solar Polar Mission. One spacecraft would fly over Jupiter and under the sun, the other would fly under Jupiter and over the sun. The overall purpose was to study the poles of the sun; because earth's orbit is approximately around the sun's equator, it was easier to study that region. Little was known about the sun's polar regions.

Because of budgetary constraints, the two spacecraft were merged into one and the resulting spacecraft was dubbed the Ulysses because it was going to travel an indirect and untried path to its mission.

The biggest obstacle to Ulysses' mission was fuel constraints-- getting it in a position to orbit the sun in a non-equatorial manner. NASA had been having success in using the gravitational pull of planets rather than precious fuel to change the direction of flight (the Voyager I and Voyager 2 spacecraft were both launched in the seventies and are now exiting the solar system after passbys of several planets, were notable examples of this.)

Ulysses' original launch date of February, 1983 was delayed to May of 1986. It was supposed to go up in the Challenger, so when the Challenger was destroyed in January of 1986, and the whole shuttle fleet grounded for some time, Ulysses finally went up in a shuttle in October, 1990. It was launched with a solid-fuel booster toward Jupiter. Imagine the math required to get the trajectory right-- to change the path of the spacecraft to put it in a polar orbit around the sun.

The Ulysses was powered with a Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator, or RTG, which is powered by the decay of Plutonium-238. This engine, which also heats up the fuel used to change the attitude of the craft so that its antenna points toward the earth so that it can transmit its data, is finally failing. When it fails, as is expected in the next month or so, it will end a mission that has lasted years longer-- more than a decade longer, in fact-- than was expected.

Two years after it was launched, in 1992, Ulysses passed by Jupiter, changing its attitude to set it up to fly toward the sun and enter an orbit where it would be able to pass by the solar poles. In 1994 and 1995, it explored the northern polar region of the sun. In 2000 and 2001, it explored the southern region of the sun. In between, however, was a bonus; Ulysses unexpectedly passed through the tail of Comet Hyakutake.

In all three cases, the two polar explorations and the pass through Hyakutake's tail, the results were unexpected.

Ulysses made some observations afterward of Jupiter and then last year, NASA was able to pass it through the tail of another comet, Comet McNaught. Once again, there were unexpected results.

A few months ago, NASA tried a command to extend the life of the RTG power source. It failed, and NASA technicians realized that the mission was going to come to an end. On February 22, NASA announced that the mission was coming to an end. However, the mission was more than a success. A mission that was supposed to last about 4 years lasted 17 years and 4 months, more than 4 times the original length. Ulysses gathered much more data than was expected, data that has changed the view of the sun and our universe, and will be analyzed for years.

It takes years for a spacecraft to be designed, built, deployed. This lag means that spacecraft always have a lag in technology. Ulysses went up with early-eighties electronics and other technology. Once you design and start building the spacecraft, you have to bite the bullet and send it up with the technology it was designed around; the math and physics of its flight is planned around the mass of the computers and parts it was designed with. Think about the difference in electronics between say 1983 and now. The data on Ulysses was stored on a tape recorder! In the early eighties, there weren't even hard drives with enough capacity that were small enough to fit into this spacecraft!

And imagine what we could could do with today's technology. Or that of five years from now.

Occasionally, I read criticisms of money spent on space exploration. Compare the cost (versus success) of the Ulysses program-- $250 million-- to the cost of a single B-2 stealth bomber, an aircraft that the military had pointedly stated it did not want. A single B-2 costs $2 billion. We built 20 of them. Compare it to the cost of the pointless war in Iraq-- over $500 million a day. Compared to this, it seems a bargain.

My fellow space geek, Skyler's Dad, once pointed out that we human beings are, by nature, explorers. As I've drifted into middle age and as I've become a parent, I think a lot of the future. As a parent, I hope that there is a future for my kids in which we solve some of the many, many short-term problems we're dealing with right now-- the huge amount of violence inflicted upon earth's population by our flawed political and economic system, and by fighting over religion. I hope and dream of a day in which children everywhere grow up to be the mathematicians, scientists, engineers, tool and die makers, managers, technicians, teachers, manufacturers, farmers-- and astronauts-- and other professions that will make our planet a safe, sustainable place from which we can pursue our destiny-- to reach beyond our planet, as we've done in baby steps the last few decades.

A few years ago, Kim and I went to Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry, and we discovered that the capsule from Apollo 8 was there. Apollo 8 was commanded by Frank Borman, along with Jim Lovell (later the commander of the near-disasterous Apollo 13) and William Anders. Apollo 8 was the first manned spacecraft to leave earth's orbit. It left earth's orbit and orbited around the moon. As they orbited the moon for the first time, they were completely cut off from earthly communication.

As they came around from the dark side of the moon, the crew beheld a site no one in history had seen before-- an earthrise. They snapped a picture, showing our planet, beautiful, warm and blue, a tiny oasis in a huge cold, hostile universe. The photo is often credited with being the beginning of environmentalism; it showed how beautiful, unique and fragile our planet was and is.

On Christmas Day, the crew carried out a plan. They each read from the Bible, the book of Genesis. I remember that day, as a seven year old kid, hearing that message on that Christmas day. In the year of tumult that 1968 was-- the Tet offensive and the worst year of the Vietnam War, the assasinations of Martin Luther King and Bobby Kennedy, the Chicago Convention riots, the demonstrations and murder of demonstrators in Mexico City, the Paris riots, the crushing of the Prague Spring and many other things-- it was a beautiful coda to a troubled year. It was not so much about religion but about the beauty and uniqueness of the human race, and the importance of hope.

That day at the museum, that capsule reached out to me. It had crossed hundreds of thousands of miles and a couple of decades to cross paths with me and remind me of the importance of what Lovell, Borman and Anders and all the thousands of people who supported them, did that day.

In the next few weeks, the Ulysses will cease operating and will be a piece of metal and plastic floating through space. It will probably never be in a museum. However, as we plot out the next few baby steps of our reach into space and our ultimate future as a species, the data that Ulysses sent back, long after it was expected to, will be invaluble, providing answers and raising new questions. It will be an artifact, like the Surveyor spacecraft and parts of Apollos 11, 12, 14, 15, 16 and 17 sitting on the moon, the Voyagers I and II and a handful of other bits of our earthly machinery that will be out there for future explorers to perhaps gaze at like you or I might look at the now-primitive, but then groundbreaking Wright flyer in the Smithsonian. Well done, Ulysses. And hats off to all the men and women who had the vision and determination to dream, design, fund, build, launch, maintain her-- and had the imagination to extend her mission.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

I Think I Can Do This, Part 2

A couple of weeks ago, I got online and shopped around for a backpack on www.ebags.com, where I'd found a great laptop bag for the Ibook I'd gotten my stepdaughter for Christmas. After looking at a number of them, I picked out a Jansport that cost about 40 bucks.

I've been very pleased with it. Someone must have been taking notes from college students. The straps are padded, as is the back; in backpacks I had in past collegiate forays, straps stucking into my shoulder and books jabbed me in the back. There's also lots of storage space for my ever-needed calculator, plus pens, pencils, little stapler, Post-Its, little pencil sharpener, my reading glasses, notebooks, telephone-book sized textbooks, white-out, scissors, and on top of all of that, I can throw my little Ibook in there, which I can use to tap into the school's free wi-fi to check emails on my break, along with a thermal bag with a can or two of diet Dr. Pepper and my New York Times if I have time on my break after checking email. I'm livin' large, baby!

Buying the backpack was a big step for me. As if two semesters of being a college student again in my late forties wasn't enough to say I'm committed to this. But buying the backpack meant that this is really happening.

And how is it going? I got an A on my Biology midterm, and had a high B in Chemistry. In our conference, my Chemistry professor told me that she felt that if I picked it up some, I could get an A for the course. When she, a notorious hardass, handed my quiz back to me the other day, she half-kiddingly chided me for missing one question and ruining my perfect score. I still got an A on that quiz. Let's hope I can pull that off on the test tomorrow.

One thing I realized, after getting my quiz back on Wednesday, was that my professor always puts me and two other students in another part of the room during tests and quizzes. I didn't notice until the quiz last Monday that it was always the same three of us-- the three that actually understand the material. It dawned on me that she's doing it because she doesn't want the other students in the class copying off of us. I'll take that as word that I'm doing well.

Service Learning, or How I Spent My Saturday Morning

In my Biology 122 class, we were offered a significant amount of extra credit points for participating in Service Learning. My class went on a Service Learning project last weekend, but my schedule, as well as those of my lab partners and the other people at my table in class, didn't allow me to go. Fortunately, one of my lab partners checked around and found a Service Learning oppurtunity for Saturday, April 5.

Since I was the only one at the table who owns a car, let alone a truck big enough to carry five people, I offered to drive. I got up early and picked up four people. We went to Somme Woods, near Northbrook, Illinois. Our mission was to help clear buckthorn, an invasive species, from woodland.

We were issued saws and clippers, and went to work. This is Brian, who works the desk at Chicago Tattooing, one of the older tattoo shops in town.

These are my lab partners, Lalarukh and Tara. The other day, while working on a lab project, we were all talking about families and religion, and I discovered that Lala is Muslim and Tara is Jewish. Over the semester, they've become good friends. Only in America.

One of Brian's lab partners also joined us. Like me, she's getting the prerequisites for going to Pharmacy school out of the way. She was born in the United States and grew up here and and in Nigeria, where her parents are from.

I got lots of exercise, between using the hand saws to cut down trees and dragging the logs over to the fires. It was funny that cutting down trees and burning them was helping the environment, ridding the forest of an invasive species. The buckthorns sprout earlier than the oaks and lose their leaves later, and crowd out the oaks. The big picture of the project is to get rid of the buckthorns, and then do controlled burns every couple of years to keep them out. They were doing a burn in another section of the forest later, but none of us had the time to stick around for it.



There were about 20 of us, college students with a couple of teachers and a volunteer, who coordinated things. We cleared quite a lot of ground. It went from looking like this:



To this:



With the buckthorns cleared, light can reach the forest floor, and the oaks can thrive.

I was, as I figured I would be, sore as hell today. Between that and the need to take an online Biology quiz and prepare for tomorrow's Chemistry test, I did something I rarely do: I took a day off of work.

At the end of the day, it was a nice feeling, knowing that I'd helped fix this forest. And it was nice spending time with my classmates.



One of the things I'd forgotten about college was the classroom friendships that form. When you walk into a classroom, you look around and see people you've had a class with. I'm certain that I'll run into my classmates in the next few years. And I'm certain that we'll remember our day of Service Learning.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Spring At Last Friday Random Ten

We finally got a taste of decent weather here today, mercifully. Just in time, too; I have to go out on a field project for my biology class tomorrow morning.

It's going to be a busy weekend. I have a couple of online quizzes to take for the Biology class and have to study for a Chemistry exam on Monday.


1. May This Be Love- The Jimi Hendrix Experience
2. You've Got Your Trouble (I've Got Mine)- The Fortunes
3. 30,000 Pounds of Bananas- Harry Chapin
4. In Love With Somebody- Pete Shelley
5. Too Shy- Kajagoogoo
6. Letterbox- They Might Be Giants
7. You Don't Own Me- Leslie Gore
8. Getting Better- The Beatles
9. One Track Mind- The Knickerbockers
10. The Solace of You- Living Color


And one more-- later on, MLK, U2's tribute to Martin Luther King on their Unforgettable Fire album, played a few songs afterward.

I'm Thoroughly Confused

I was out driving yesterday and saw this sticker on a car.



I'm familiar with the meaning of the rainbows. So does this mean that their dog is gay?

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

O'Reilly Reconsidered

I've decided, since yesterday, to reconsider my decision to make this a Bill O'Reilly Tribute Blog. I mean, after seeing his quotes and listening to his words, I have to say....what an ass!

And if you haven't figured it out already, take a look at the calender at yesterday's date.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The Wit and Wisdom of Bill O'Reilly, Part 3

For those of you who missed it, today I have embarked on a huge change for my blog; it will be, from now on, dedicated to glorifying the misunderstood genius of Bill O'Reilly. I've included a clip of O'Reilly on the Letterman show that my son showed me this weekend.