Rumor has it that slugger Ken Griffey, Jr. wants to be traded to the Chicago Cubs.
If any of you in the Chicago Cubs' organization is reading this: if you acquire him, I'll think about forgiving you for trading Michael Barrett.
Can't afford him? No problem-- trade Zambrano. And Kerry Woods. And Mark Prior. Freeing up the salary we're paying that much dead wood should be enough.
If Griffey comes to the Cub, he will turn in to a pumpkin just like every other player unfortunate enough to make his way to the North Side....
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