Friday, July 11, 2008

All Right, Who Did It?

Okay, who did it?

I've warned you all repeatedly not to ask, even rhetorically, how much worse thing can get with this pack of idiots in office. But obviously someone wasn't listening. I picked up today's New York Times to discover that the two biggest mortgage companies, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are on the ropes-- so bad that the Federal government might have to bail one or both companies out.

To make matters worse, the bad news battered the stock market, which has already taken a beating in recent months. Oh, and oil prices, which had eased a bit in the last few days, went up again to yet a new record.

Do you ever wonder if Federal Reserve Board chairman Paul Bernanke feels like he knows what Titanic Captain Edward Smith felt about a half hour after the Titanic hit the iceberg?

The "Racing Down The Stretch" Friday Random Ten

Good god, it's July 11th! Where is the summer going?

My summer school Microbiology class is winding down. I've got a lab quiz to take online this weekend, another lab or two to turn in, and then the famous Disease Final. In this one, you have to match the microbe to the disease it causes. Should be fun.

1. Karl Douglas- Kung Fu Fighting
2. Imagine a Man- The Who
3. It's Too Late To Turn Back Now- Brother Cornelius and Sister Rose
4. The Old Country Waltz- Neil Young
5. The English Roses- The Pretenders
6. Bobby Kennedy- Black 47
7. It Takes a Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry- Bob Dylan
8. Apache Rose Peacock- The Red Hot Chili Peppers
9. Way Over In The Minor Key- Billy Bragg and Wilco
10. A Million Miles Away- The Plimsouls


Notes:
1. I looked up Carl Douglas, the singer of what is arguably the silliest single ever. He was born in Jamaica and actually had two other hit singles: "Dance the Kung Fu" and "Blue Eyed Soul." According to Wikipedia, he resides in Germany, where he runs a publishing company that co-ordinates films, documentaries, and advertisements.

It ruined my fantasy of him-- that tonight, somewhere, he'll be in a bar trying to pick up a girl, telling her he was the guy who did "Kung Fu Fighting," and she has no idea what he's talking about.
2. I've decided over the years that I like "The Who By Numbers" way better than I like "Tommy," which to me hasn't aged well. The big hit from "The Who By Numbers" was the great "Squeeze Box."
3. These guys had one other big hit, "Treat Her Like a Lady."
4. I became a Neil Young fan when, staying up late one night in high school doing homework, a radio station played a side of "American Stars and Bars," the album this one is from.
5. The Pretenders beat the sophmore jinx on their second album, in part thanks to this little gem.
6. My favorite Black 47 song is "Maria's Wedding," a song of a a guy drunkenly showing up to ruin his ex-girlfriend's wedding to another guy.
7. From "Highway 61 Revisited," one of my "desert island" albums. Mike Bloomfield, Al Kooper and Stephen Stills did a nice cover of this one on the "Supersession" album.
8. From "Bloodsugarsexmagic," my favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers album.
9. From the Mermaid Avenue album, which was a bunch of Woody Guthrie lyrics that Woody's daughter had that Woody had never put music to. Billy Bragg and my son's little league sponsor Wilco collaborated to put the lyrics to music. The results were quite nice.
10. One of the great songs of the eighties.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

I Disagree

Okay, I've got to disagree with this one's results-- the "Which Star Trek Character Are You" quiz, I'm Jim Kirk. I really thought I'd be Scotty or Sulu.


Your results:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain)
































James T. Kirk (Captain)
80%
Will Riker
80%
Uhura
70%
Deanna Troi
70%
Chekov
65%
Geordi LaForge
65%
Spock
62%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
60%
Mr. Scott
60%
Beverly Crusher
60%
Data
51%
Jean-Luc Picard
50%
Worf
50%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
40%
Mr. Sulu
20%
You are often exaggerated and over-the-top
in your speech and expressions.
You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.


Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Time To Get Down A Little Bit

My great lab partners and I whipped through about three and a half hours of lab work on gram-positive and gram-negative bacteria in an hour and a half. I got my lab write-up on antibiotics turned in online just under the wire last night at about a quarter to midnight. And I'm off of work today.

I'll be damned-- I'm all caught up. At least for ten minutes or so.

I've got to go run some errands and start studying for a lab test I have on Thursday, but for now, I'm posting post a couple of clips of the Ohio Players, a great funk band from the seventies, playing my favorite of their songs, "Fire."

The Ohio Players, as their name clues you in, were from Ohio, Dayton specifically, originally and moved to Detroit, where they got a record deal. They had several other hits, including "Love Rollercoaster," They wore their influences on their sleeves-- namely Sly and the Family Stone. What was really memorable to a fourteen or fifteen year old adolescent guy, though, was their album covers. I loved the Beatles, the Who, Hendrix and Bowie, but the Ohio Players had much better album covers. (possible exception-- the non-censored version of Hendrix' "Electric Ladyland")

Finally, I managed to catch the Ohio Players on one of the late night rock shows-- the Midnight Special or Don Kirschner's show, I don't remember which, and saw them perform Fire and was hooked.

Oh, and did I mention the album covers? I've only included the front cover. For more fun, run a search on their "Fire" and "Honey" albums and look for the unfolded front and back covers. With the Ohio Players around, who needed girlie magazines?

I've included two vids on this post. The first has the studio version, fire alarms and all, lip-synched. The second, from the Midnight Special, is long.

Go ahead. Play them. Dance around the office. Tell them you have Johnny Yen's permission. Don't mind the funny looks from your co-workers.



Monday, July 07, 2008

Where's The Outrage?

A couple of weeks ago, I posted about famed prosecutor Vincent Bugliosi's most recent book, "The Prosecution of George W. Bush For Murder".

One of the things that has puzzled me is the lack of publicity about his book, particularly given Bugliosi's impeccable credentials (he prosecuted Manson, and was 21 for 21 in murder convictions).

It turns out that others are wondering the same thing.

Today's New York Times had an article about it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/07/business/media/07bugliosi.html

This is curious, because the New York Times is one of the many major media outlets ignoring the book. I have yet to see a review of it in the New York Times.

The article is quite interesting. Jon Meacham, the editor of Newsweek, is quoted as saying that he hasn't read the book, but suggests a reason as to why the media has been silent about the book: "I think there's a kind of Bush-bashing fatigue out there."

I don't know about him, but I just can't get enough of it.

He also points out that the fact that the book has become a bestseller with virtually no media coverage suggests that the implosion of the traditional media has had a lot to do with it. I quote:

If a dedicated part of the Internet community wants to move something, it doesn't need a benediction from the mainstream media and might benefit from not having one."

I constantly laugh when I hear about Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly and the other far-right idiots bloviating about the so-called "liberal media." Where are they? Where are the guys who went over Clinton's personal life with a fine-tooth comb? The media that held Les Aspin accountable for the deaths of the "Blackhawk Down" soldiers-- a couple of dozen of them. This crew has been responsible for over 4,000 unnecessary American deaths in Iraq, and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. The manpower and materiel that has been tied down in Iraq has caused to us to lose ground in Afghanistan, a place where we are actually fighting the people responsible for the 9/11 massacres.

These people have led us into a disasterous war, have been beyond ineffective in dealing with this newest energy crisis-- yeah, drilling in Alaskan nature reserves is a great long-term solution-- have hammered at our civil liberties and have not made this country one iota safer. Murder rates, drug use, teenage pregnancy, housing defaults are up and employment and investment down. This is making the mid-seventies of Jimmy Carter's "malaise" infamy look like a paradise by comparison. Where's the outrage over it?

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Late Friday Random Ten For Fourth of July

I've been insanely busy this week, and didn't get a chance to post my Friday Random Ten yesterday after I played it. Without further ado...

1. I'm Gonna Make You Mine- The Shadows of Knight
2. Brand New Cadillac- The Clash
3. Green Tamborine- The Lemon Pipers
4. 88 Lines About 44 Women- The Nails
5. Chemistry Class- Elvis Costello
6. Nineteen Hundred and Eighty-Five- Paul McCartney and the Wings
7. Jethro Tull- Nothing Is Easy
8. Girl, Don't Go Away Mad (Girl, Just Go Away)- Motley Crue
9. I Want You Back- Hoodoo Gurus
10. Melissa- The Allman Brothers


Notes:
1. From the great Chicago band Shadows of Knight, who were best known for the big hit they had with their cover of Van Morrison and Them's "Gloria." This is on the great Nuggets collection.
2. I was talking to someone tonight at Bubs' party about how much it sucks to hear Clash songs in commercials. I might be okay with hearing the line "Jesus Christ, where did you get that Cadillac" in a Cadillac commercial, though-- unintentional irony, like hearing Iggy Pop's ode to heroin, "Lust For Life" in the cruise line commercial.
3. I know it's only bubblegum, but I like it.
4. First heard this one on my college radio station. I was looking up Jello Biafra, the singer for the Dead Kennedys on Wikipedia today and discovered that he was a roadie for the Ravers, who later became the Nails. I also learned that Jello turned 50 last month, and suddenly felt very old.
5. From Armed Forces, one of the great albums of the seventies.
6. Band on the Run was my favorite post-Beatles solo, and this is my favorite song from that album.
7. I was never a huge Jethro Tull fan, but I do like this song.
8. Love the video for this song.
9. The Hoodoo Gurus were an Australian band in the eighties who got some airplay, but were generally underappreciated.
10. I love this little gem from the "Eat A Peach" album.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

One Last Post For The Evening

I realize that my posting's been scarce lately. I had three tests in the last three days of my Microbiology class.

Oh, and I got A's on all three of them, bringing my grade for the class up to an A. Just thought I'd mention that.

I've got three great lab partners, and we've been getting our labs done quickly and correctly, so a lot of days we even get out of class early, including today.

But as well as this summer has been going, one thing has been bothering me-- getting to school.

I've been driving there a lot of days; the gas I burned was less than the four bucks round-trip the bus would cost. Several days last week, I didn't drive-- there was street-cleaning around the school, so I walked. It took me only thirty minutes to walk. But I don't necessarily want to walk every day-- since I now work not one, but two jobs as a waiter, my knees are frequently killing me. But it occurred to me that driving my two-ton Chevy Blazer the ten blocks to school is kind of ridiculous, particularly given how great the weather has been lately.

And on top of it, my lovely bride rode her bike to and from her downtown Chicago job yesterday, about a fifteen mile roundtrip. This shamed me into action.

On my way from work last night, I stopped at Target and bought the bad boy that is pictured at the top of this post. It's a Schwinn that cost just over $150 after taxes. It's very basic; it's got five speeds, and none of the "quick-release" wheels and seat that my mountain bike has. My mountain bike would be picked clean in an hour in the drug-addict-filled neighborhood I go to school in.

It was great not only going to school and back on my new bike, but running to the produce store, Trader Joe's and Jewel's for broccoli, tomatoes, cabbage, basil and dried tomato chicken sausage, Malbec and other staples, all while burning calories rather than gasoline. I realized that with gas at over four bucks a gallon, and a car that gets about 12 miles to the gallon in the city, I saved about ten bucks already with the purchase of my bike. I realized that I'll save the price of the bike in about the first month I own it.

Or more than the cost of the two bottles of Malbec I bought.

Take that, Exxon/Mobil/Bush/Cheney. Eat my bike.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

A Couple of Blasts From My Past

The last week or so, I've been running into or hearing about old friends.

Yesterday, there was a guy in the hallway of my school who I thought I recognized. I could tell from the look on my face that he recognized me as well. I was in a hurry to get to class, so I didn't stop.

On the way out of class today, I saw him again, outside on a bench, studying. We looked at one another again, both had that look of recognition, but I continued on to my bicycle. As I started to ride away, curiousity got the best of me, and I turned around and said "Hey-- where do I know you from?"

Almost at the same time it came out of his mouth, I realized it was my old drinking buddy Marty.

I met Marty probably twenty years ago when he was dating my friend Elizabeth, who was a popular bartender at the Gingerman Tavern, here in Chicago on Clark Street, down the street from Wrigley Field.

When my friends Mark, Dan and I decided to room together a couple of years after we all got out of college, one of our prime needs in an apartment was proximity to the Gingerman. The Gingerman, back in the day, was a special place. The bartenders were wonderful; the clientele was interesting, diverse and fun; the beer selection was one of the best in the city; and they had one of the best jukeboxes I've ever seen.

The "G-Man," as we called it, was a place that you could go in and be assured of an interesting conversation. On a typical night, you might be talking about the films of John Sayles with a group that might include a college professor, a plumber, an old hippie, a hairdresser and the bartender and the bouncer.

One of the guys I'd frequently end up spending a pleasant evening with chatting was Marty.

As I chatted with Marty today, we talked about what had happened in our lives since then. Like me, he was leaving one career and moving into another. He was in the music industry for a long time, and like me and teaching, was realizing it was dead-ending for him. He is studying to be a nurse. His wife, who is in the telecommunications industry, is supporting him while he does this. We talked about and laughed at how we were the "old guys" in our classes, and how amazing it was to be getting the kind of grades we're getting and how responsible we were these days.

I realized that tomorrow, when I run into him, I need to get his phone number and email address; I don't want it to be another decade or more before I see him again. There was a happy ending-- and a new beginning-- here.

That wasn't the case with someone else from my past-- an old employer.

Last week, I was reading a local neighborhood paper and saw the name of Lisa K., an old college friend. She helps run a social service organization in the mostly-poor neighborhood that my school is in. I was happy to see her name, and happy to see that she was still fighting the good fight; we'd met when we were both involved in Democratic politics in the thick of the Reagan era at Eastern Illinois University in the early to mid eighties.

I remembered that her then-husband, Michael Inglimo, (I'd heard that they'd divorced) had helped me get one of my first post-college jobs, as a law clerk. I wondered whatever happened to him and Googled him. I'd heard that after he and my friend Lisa were divorced that he moved to Wisconsin and began to practice up there.

Out of curiosity, I Googled him and discovered that he's recently made a name for himself-- not in a good way.

Last year, he was disbarred in a notorious case that went all the way up to the Wisconsin (and Minnesota) Supreme Court. Apparently, according to numerous blogs and legal sites, and documents that he had accepted payment from a client in the form of sex with the client's wife. And of course the client joined in. And they smoked pot and did cocaine, which Michael had magnimously supplied.

Oh, and they videotaped all of this.

Oh, and did I mention that Michael supplied the video equipment and set it up?

Usually, only Bubs gets ahold of stories this good. I can't believe that I not only found this story, but that I worked for this guy! I was his law clerk for over a year, right after college.

As I mentioned already, he was disbarred for the various and sundry infractions (surprise!) It's become, apparently, legendary in Wisconsin legal circles-- if you run a search under his name, Michael Inglimo, it's all over the place. As I mentioned, he appealed it all the way up to the Wisconsin Supreme Court.

Just some thoughts:

--It's probably never a good thing when you're known in blogs and the legal journals of the state you formerly practiced law in as "Michael 'Three-Way' Inglimo."

--That if you're going to do not one, but TWO things that can get you disbarred, having sex with a client-- okay, with a client's wife-- your client happened to join in-- and smoking pot and doing cocaine-- it's probably best not to videotape it.

--That giving drugs to your client whom you'd defended on drug charges is probably not a good idea.

--That a judge, a professional oversight committee, the cops, the average citizen, or just about anybody with a lick of sense are not going to believe that the white powdery substance you are snorting on the videotape between bouts of boffing your client's girlfriend, is "flour or some other substance."

--That if you lose your law license for only three years, rather than for the rest of your life, you should cut your losses, walk away and thank your lucky stars, rather than appealling it on up through the top court in the state, thus increasing your infamy, public knowledge about the case and making yourself a laughingstock not only within your professional community, but also nationally.

--That when you're videotaping yourself doing the nasty with a client's wife while doing drugs that you provided, that your curious contention that the videotape was a receipt to provide a record that the services that were exchanged in return for your services were indeed, um, exchanged-- well, this just doesn't add to your story too well. Or your credibility.

Did I mention that this guy was my boss at one point in my life?