Headlines in the New York Times Online today:
Cops Stun Man With Live Chicken in Trunk
Man Dies After Head - Butt by Armless Man
These fall under some of Narcozoology pioneer Bubs' many areas of expertise-- among them, drug-addled criminals, animals and armless criminals. Sometimes you have to know when to defer to an expert.
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The armless man story is not the first episode of "The Fugitive" — it happened in one of our 'burbs. Seems the dead guy actually had a heart attack. And the armless dude is a greeting-card artist.
If the headline was just:
Cops Stun Man With Live Chicken
Now there's a story!!
I'm glad you gave them a mention. I have fallen down on the job lately.
Fortunately, in this big ol' world we live in, a fresh news cycle will bring new stories to which I'll pay the proper amount of attention.
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