First off, I stopped to put gas in my new used Toyota, and to make sure the tires had the proper pressure. As I was filling up at the combination air pump/vacuum cleaner, a guy in a van full of antiques pulled up. He walked up and put money in the vaccum cleaner half of the machine. I wondered how he was going to vaccum his van-- with my car in front of the machine, his van was parked too far to vacuum the inside of his van. As I filled the tires of my car, I realized the he was vacuuming himself.
I cannot, for the life of me, imagine what that was about.
As I drove to pick Adam up, I realized that I was near a grocery store that carries a product I love-- a gluten-free pizza dough mix. I have celiac disease and can't have anything with wheat in it. I'm due for a pizza soon. As I walked back to my car, I noticed this sign on another car. WTF?
Okay, I've got some problem-- a missing cat, I want to find a long-lost old friend, find my lost car keys or whatever, and what do I do? Call a psychic whose car I saw in a parking lot.
I also stopped to buy a new winter coat and get some new wiper blades, I noticed a store in the parking lot that I'd been in many times before, but had never noticed-- Napolean's Tailor. Apparently, it's a clothing store for short guys. Then I noticed this sign by the door:
Did you see anything that amused you today?
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The guy with the van full of antiques just killed a dude for an end table.
He was vacuuming off the DNA evidence.
Have I been watching too many CSI shows?
Not amusing, more annoying. I was filling up with gas and all three of the people at the surrounding pumps had their windows down and their stereos playing, so I had this weird Tower Of Babel-style wall of noise around me while I overpaid for gas.
Oh yes I did. Far too many Flight of the Conchord videos for my own good or sanity.
Yeah! I saw you!
I did, as a matter of fact. While I was out on my lunch break, I passed the Salvation Army store and noticed all these nasty looking crusty old shoes in the window. Then I saw the sign in the window that said, "Two Floors of Shopping Excitement!" Uh, yeah.
This post is something I saw today that was amusing! Thanks!
I thought about you the other day when we tried a peanut butter cookie recipe that doesn't contain flour. They turned out very good! The recipe is at peanutbutter.com (skippy site). If you try them let me know!
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