Thursday, May 10, 2007

To Someone In St. Louis

Whoever in St. Louis who is looking for me-- you ran a search by my real name-- give me an email at juanyen@yahoo.com.

Kringle, it that you? Dobie and I have been trying to track you down.

6 comments:

Skylers Dad said...

That somebody is Detective Friday from LAPD. Might not want to give them more clues. ;^)

Johnny Yen said...

LOL!

I think all of my skeletons are out of the closet! I hope!

kim said...

Who is looking for you?

It better not be a woman! I've had to deal with enough of those!

Mr Bunny said...

I've been looking for you Brian....I'm in STL with My Good Friend Mr Charles and you Bicycle....

Sgt Joe Friday said...

Listen Joy Boy,
We're investigating the disappearance of a piece of personal lawn art - that's right a lawn jockey. One of your good time pals fingered you as the culprit. That's right the ringleader. Painting him white as a disguise won't help you....we're on to you and your twisted little pranks. First this, then joyriding, the grass, the Smack Horse, the Big H, then the big house where they will love you your blonde locks and your cut off shorts...You won't make it past a day.....We're on to you and we'll be watching....
Joe Friday LAPD

Johnny Yen said...

Kim-
You are soooooo suspicious!

Mr Bunny-
He doesn't have the ambition to move to another city. That would entail actual work.

Sgt. Friday-
I have a picture of said lawn jockey in front of a friend's house. I might have to post it.