One would have thought that a stint in the Navy, keeping the red hordes at bay, would have fulfilled blogger Skyler's Dad's duty to keeping international menaces away from our shores. Admirably, his devotion to public safety has continued unabated, as he recently posted a link to a site that tells you what to do during various attack scenarios.
A couple of my personal favorites:
That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.
If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.