Friday, January 12, 2007

Hot Breaking News

I had just posted the last post about the exhausted and the mentally ill being used to fill the ranks needed to fight in Iraq when I discovered a way for those people to get out of service: show their stuff in skin magazines. U.S Air Force Staff Sgt. Michelle Manhart has been removed from active duty while her appearance in Playboy Magazine is being investigated.

I can see the investigation now:

Judge Advocate General: "I think I may have to examine the evidence further. I'll be in my office. I'm not to be disturbed."

10 comments:

kim said...
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Johnny Yen said...
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Hugh Hefner said...

"I was a virgin when I went into the military and I was a virgin when I came out of it."

Peter said...

Maybe a series of thorough medical exams to make sure Mrs. Manhart is fit for service...ahem.

Johnny, have you seen the documentary "Iraq For Sale"? It's about the war profiteering goin on over there. It seriously makes you want to cry.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Her appearance in Playboy is being "investigated"?

What, did the check bounce?

Erik Donald France said...

Finally some good news! Ooorah! So how do the *guys* get out of service?

Toccata said...

Mentally ill in, playboy bunnies out. Yea, that makes sense!

Palette said...

hilarious taccata!
I will just have Ewan pose nude for Gay Hustler. It is amazing what a Mother has to stoop to in order to save her child's life!

Danny Tagalog said...

This was unreal!

A nice titillating story to make us less angry at the situation says my lunacy head.

She's lovely though:)

Coaster Punchman said...

There is more than one way to get kicked out. Performing in gay porn being a good one! Unfortunately, if you do get booted for something like that, they make you pay back your signing bonus. Bastards.