Usually freaks and animal attacks are Bubs' area of expertise, but I had to share this one, which combines elements of both, with you bloggers: a Wookie impersonator was arrested in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater for head-butting a tour guide who had objected to him "harassing and touching tourists."
The attackee, Brian Sapir, told the police that he was asking the Wookie to stop harassing two young Japanese tourists, when the street-performer/Wookie Impersonator, Frederick Evan Young, who is 44 years old, and from Los Angeles, head-butted him and shouted "Nobody tells this wookie what to do!."
It's never good when they refer to themselves in the third person.
Police Lt. Paul Vernon stated "The lesson here is you can have the force with you. You just can't use illegal force." I swear to god I didn't make that up.
Han Solo was unavailable for commment.
Perhaps we'll see more about this on "Troopers," a spin-off of the hit television show "Cops." See below.