Thursday, February 22, 2007

That Explains the Horse's Head in Castro's Bed...

Samuraifrog had one of those tests that are running rampant on blogs, "What Classic Movie Are You." I clicked to the site and there was also "What Famous Leader Are You." I took that one first:



My first thought was that maybe I should avoid Dallas in the future...

Then I took the Classic Movie test. I was expecting maybe Casablanca or Annie Hall. Instead I got this:



"Ask not what your country can do for you... but what I can do for you on this day of my daughter's wedding."

10 comments:

Dale said...

Your tag line is the best thing I've read all day Johnny!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I agree with Dale!

I am Easy Rider and Abe Lincoln (a mild mannered assasination victim). Hmmm.

lulu said...

Weird, I am The Godfather too. I didn't do the President one yet.

Bubs said...

Dude, that test is f*cked UP. I came out Mother Theresa and Schindlers List. F*ck no.

I liked your post though.

Mob said...

I think I woulda rather end up as The Godfather than Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, but that may be simply because I feel more comfortable mumbling.

deadspot said...

I'm JFK and Easy Rider. Apparently I have the kind of personality that makes people want to shoot me.

The word verification word for this post is "jibokui". I'm going to define that as a type of 18th century japanese urinal.

Natalie said...

I was Einstein and Apocalypse Now. I don't mind being Einstein but that movie is way too mentally screwed to be me. Oh and I read that they sell a gluten free beer at Whole Foods.

Flannery Alden said...

I'm Platoon, just trying to survive the onslaught of life.

Flannery Alden said...

...And I'm Bill Clinton! Woo-hoo!

Johnny Yen said...

Dale-
You obviously had a slow day! Thanks!

Barbara-
Now I'm picturing Abe Lincoln with that Stars and Stripes motorcycle helmet that Peter Fonda wore. If that appears in my dreams tonight, there'll be hell for you to pay...

Lu-
You've got to admit, it would make your job a lot easier...

"I will grant you this one day extension on your paper. In return, I will ask a favor. It may be something small or I may ask you to lay down your life."

I guarantee there'll never be another late paper from that kid or any others. Especially after you make the kid get on his knees and kiss your ring in front of everybody.

Bubs-
Mother Theresa? You'd look terrible wearing a dishrag on your head. And after two kids, I don't think anybody's buying the celibate thing...

Mob-
At least until your orthodontics are done, eh?

If you'd only known it was Tattaglia all along....

Deadspot-
I thought that Jibokui was that Kurosawa movie where everybody had a different story about what happened.

Natalie-
I was just telling someone recently that I ended up on a first date with someone seeing "Apocalypse Now" back when it came out. Surprisingly, we ended up together for some time.

Thanks for the heads-up on the beer!

Flannery-
We're keeping an eye on you with you and your young assistants.....