Okay, if I'm reading this story right, the accused skier was fully clothed at the beginning and the end of his skilift ride, but naked in the middle? WTF?
Man Accused of Being Nude on Ski Lift
And on another note, Chris, here's a little something to make you feel better about the Bears' loss Sunday. You may have felt bad, you may have even lost a couple of bucks in a wager, but we can still call you Chris today...
Bears Fan Loses Bet and Changes Name
Oh, this happened in Decatur, Illinois? What a shock.