Thursday, February 08, 2007

If We Cannot Be Nude on the Ski Gondola, The Terrorists Will Have Won

Okay, if I'm reading this story right, the accused skier was fully clothed at the beginning and the end of his skilift ride, but naked in the middle? WTF?

Man Accused of Being Nude on Ski Lift

And on another note, Chris, here's a little something to make you feel better about the Bears' loss Sunday. You may have felt bad, you may have even lost a couple of bucks in a wager, but we can still call you Chris today...

Bears Fan Loses Bet and Changes Name

Oh, this happened in Decatur, Illinois? What a shock.

4 comments:

Chris said...

Thanks for that little pick-me-up, Johnny. It's nice to know I have my blog friends around to make me laugh.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I wonder if he had to take his skiis off before putting his pants back on?

Johnny Yen said...

Chris-
Just doing what I can to ease the pain. Personally, bourbon works for me.

Barbara-
Oh my god, I didn't even consider that...

Big Orange said...

who exactly was observing him touching himself on the lift, I wonner?? and "NUDE" means COMPLETELY without clothes, including skis, goggles and hats. if we're going to report the news let's use the PROPER WORDS, people!!