This just in: Switzerland accidentally invaded Lichtenstein.
170 Swiss soldiers on maneuvers, accidentally invaded Lichtenstein, a nation that's a little smaller than Washington, D.C., with a population of 34,000. Fortunately for them, Lichtenstein has no army.
Swiss Army spokesman Daniel Reist said "We've spoken to the authorities in Liechtenstein and it's not a problem."
Yeah, sure. Just wait-- Lichtenstein is going to make a strategic alliance with the the Duchy of Grand Fenwick and open up a can of whup-ass on Switzerland; if the Duchy can whip the United States' butt, Switzerland's a cinch.