Note to Young People. Here are some current fashion trends that I am not okay with:
Wearing pajama pants in public
This does not make you look cool. It makes you look like an escaped mental patient.
Crocs on Guys
My stepdaughter loves her Crocs because, she points out, they're comfortable, so I'll tolerate them on girls. But lately I've been seeing them on guys' feet, and that is just so wrong.
Capri Pants on Guys
If guys wearing Crocs is wrong, this is even wronger.
Is wronger a word?
Great frickin' role model, dudes. Um, did you not catch the end of the movie?
This "Cranky Middle-Aged Guy" moment has been brought to you by the number "46." As in 46 years.