Wednesday, July 18, 2007

How Am I Going To Explain This To My Wife-- Let Alone My Liberal Friends?

At least I'm not Pauly Shore, thank god. And hey, I reminded my wife to register to vote. Doesn't that count for supporting women in politics? Or the "Jane Byrne For Mayor/'87" campaign poster in my front window?

Dennis, are you at the gin again?
Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey.

Thanks to Shakesville for this one.

17 comments:

sv said...

Dude, I most emphatically am not Regis Philbin!

Argh!

The Elk said...

Good God! I'm Regis Philbin too.... I'm going to go jump off of a bridge now....

Evil Spock said...

I'm . . . Pauly Shore. Dammit!

BeckEye said...

I'm afraid to take it. If I end up as Pauly Shore, I will kill myself.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Nah nah nah, you love Ronald Reagan, nah nah nah you hate British coal miners.

Natalie said...

I too am Regis. When I hear Margaret Thatcher I always have fond memories of my graduating class hissing at Barbara Walters for saying she was proud to have interviewed her.

deadspot said...

WTF?
I'm Regis fucking Philbin?
I just died inside.

Grant Miller said...

I always thought you were Golda Meier-type-woman-politician.

Jess Wundrun said...

Yeah. I'm paulyfreakingshore. that shot my day in the butt.

Hey, I met Margaret Thatcher once. Actually not bad teeth, but a big black spot on her upper gums. Weird.

Bubs said...

Regis here. Nice to meet you Maggie.

MacGuffin said...

Regis? REGIS!

Beth said...

YIKES! I'm Reege, too! I should have picked America smells like poo ...

lulu said...

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, you're a fundamentally flawed frilly fop.

I have no idea who he is.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I'm Tom Green - that annoying shit.

Hmmpf.

Splotchy said...

I'm Maggie Thatcher as well -- I probably should have answered that child labour question differently.

jess, isn't that what they called Maggie -- "a big black spot on the upper gum of England"?

cheer34 said...

Smile smile laugh smile grin laugh smile Regis Philbin!

Grin laugh witty banter grin laugh Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Grin smirk serious serious serious is that your final answer? Serious grin laugh witty banter grin laugh stare.

Grin smirt sneer serious serious serious you've won $100! Smile smile smile serious serious tense tense eye-glint grin smile serious serious grin smirk grin grin grin smiiiiile grin grin.

Grin grin smile grin:

Johnny Yen said...

SV-
I don't know, the test was on the internets and all-- it must be true. Can you vouch for him Kristi?

Elk-
But look at the upside-- you can get wildly rich and famous while having not one iota of descirnable talent!

Evil Spock-
Aha! I knew it!

I always wondered how someone as utterly talentless and unfunny like Pauly Shore could become a star-- until I saw a show about the famed LA comedy club The Comedy Store, and discovered that his mother owned the joint. Nepotism never, ever works.

Beckeye-
Wise choice!

Monkerstein-
Was she like Reagan's lapdog or what? Good thing the Tony Blair wasn't Bush's poodle...wait...

Natalie-
I like your family and your alumni. No wonder I like you and your blog so much!

Deadspot-
Don't worry-- you'll pass that in a day or two.

Grant Miller-
Thank you, yes-- but I make a much better-looking woman.

Jess-
There were really no good choices to be in that quiz, but being Pauly is incredibly bad, wasn't it?

I can think of one redeeming quality that Mrs. Thatcher had (besides the black spot on her gums). She convinced Reagan to meet Gorbachev at Rejavik and have meaningful arms control talks. It's funny, the neo-cons conveniently forget that part of his legacy-- as a closeted peacenik.

Bubs-
Regis? You'd be a way more smarmy and entertaining talk show host than him!

Lulu-
Me neither. I looked him up on Wikipedia and discovered he was host of a BBC program called Changing Rooms. I guess at least since you're foreign, you're exotic.

Kristi-
Tom F*ckin' Green? That's ridiculous. You're way funnier than he is.

Splotchy-
I think I took some solace in at least being a political figure. And a poltical figure who's a man, at that.

Cheer34-
You've got it down! I'm going to suggest you as his replacement!